Slow Poke Generation

Gen X = Children of the 80-90s, Hardworking, first to intergrate technology
Gen Y = Blend of hardworking and family values
Millennial = In search of meaningful work
Gen 911 = Shared shitless
Boomerage Generation = Move home to live with mom and dad
Slow Poke Generation = Take forever to grow up (34 year old has equivelent maturity of a 22 year old) & They are just slow cause they are too fat.

Credit: http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/232514331.html